Thursday, September 15, 2011

loooook at that!

mini of annapolis had the car for a week and the service guy called saying I absolutely HAD to change out my tires cause they were past being bald.



so a belated birthday rims have arrived. cause if you're going to change out tires...might as well get some "intensely attractive race wheels." ha



is sexy, no?


they get installed on monday.






they make me purr.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

nerdly friend quest

oh yes. at it again. posted an ad.



doods that have responded:

dood1: Hey

dood2: Hey, let’s talk!

dood3: I saw your post on Criagslist that was yesterday, it was funny but I don't get all of the references. I would like to understand them though. That's all.


my various responses:


to a 26 year old who wrote: this is not a mrs. robinson thing. I’m just sayin’....I don’t teach. so. you know. just looking for a nerdly friend.

to a guy who wanted to do a pic swap in the first email:
yeah sure. snap swap.
but this ain’t no flickr site baby. so don’t expect like 20 million photos of my mug. it is after all a platonic nerdly friend I’m looking for. not the runner up lover.

to dood3: which references don’t you get? and how come you don’t have access to google???



I'm pretty sure I'm having more fun being snarky to people than actually finding a nerd friend.




that's not a bad thing. right?

friends that share



this....has been on heavy rotation. thanks macguy for sharing.









cause sad girls need....more sad songs.

accoutrements









bookstoreguy. he has stuffs.

Monday, September 12, 2011

new york city: day 2


off to the harry potter exhibition! the flying car is outside. giddy excitement!!!



photos weren't allowed and this is my very sad attempt at using my spy pic app. um. I need some practice I think. the part that doesn't help is my perpetually guilty looking face. I really need to get some spy training or something. oy.



off we go in search of the chrome andy warhol in union square. we asked a few of the facilities people there but it was all swahili. or something like that. I may have remarked that it seemed we were in the amazing race and this would be the point in the show were someone says "I wish they spoke english!" it's always the twin models or the bickering long distance dating couple. you know what I'm talking about. moving on. so yes, there were tons of people out because there was a fabulous looking farmers market. mini-me spotted the chrome andy warhol. and I have to say I was a bit disappointed. I really thought it was going to be HUGE. there wasn't a sign anywhere that said you couldn't touch chrome andy warhol. and seeing that there wasn't a guard either. I touched it!!! I did. and it felt good. take that rodin museum in philly. why yes, that is hand....moving in for the kill.



there were also street artists. this boy happened to be homeless. someone had kicked over his cup of change and I had gone back to give him some cash. cause. well. I dunno.



after wading through the hordes of people and going back and forth several times. I couldn't hold out to get back to the apartment to eat. so we ducked into the shake shack. I'm not a huge burger eater. beef is just not my thing. but I'm telling you....this burger...I dream about this burger. it was so good. and juicy. and lite. I can't explain it. it just was. I met a very nice italian family (read: jersey shore) who shared their table with us. mini-me kept trying to instill the stranger danger concept with me. but I was all...what the hell. I'm not eating standing up!



and the rest of the day was spent hanging out with the boy. which was lovely. we grabbed salads and tea. then thrift shopping. then he escorted us to the bus stop. well. sort of. it's the thought that counts.





I miss him.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

new york city: day 1

subway rides. lunch with a former co-worker. large apartment. freaking stairs. more subway rides. drag queens! proper shirley temples.

my day via photos.


lunch at cafe lola. quiche made with gruyere cheese, olives, and cauliflower. very yummy. I almost died.



girls on platforms.



this sign was super important. if I got separated from the mini-me this was the sign I had to make sure I stopped at. or else. turned into slave labor.



the boy at lucky cheng's. apparently he only had slut clothes so he was all demure about covering his package and his ass. it was very amusing.



see this dc!!! THIS is a proper shirley temple. I believe at last count there were 7 cherries in that drink. way to go NYC!




no tears day one!

Sunday, September 04, 2011

not so pale

coming home. can't wait to wash the filth of new york off me.

no really. my skin is no longer pale. more a grayish hue.




is very sexy, no?


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